Here lies the end of productivity porn
Come in. Wipe your feet on the old rules.
Generators! I hear you...you’ve had enough....
...Of hacks. Of hustle. Of trying to build brilliance inside someone else’s blueprint.
This Lab is built the way you are. Responsive, rhythmic and not forgetting beautifully unique.
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I guard the gates. Wondering what’s inside, what you get as a Founder, or if you can upgrade later? And more importantly, WHAT in the energy field is a generator? Click me and I’ll spill the scrolls
Pick your Elixir
Check the tag below to see what's inside
The Only Authority Here Is Your Own Body
Every elixir is different. So is every alchemist
Enter the Lab knowing this: you lead.
Every resource is an invitation, not an instruction.
Your body decides what to keep, what to burn, what to ignore.
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There is no universal sequence. No single correct choice. No guaranteed outcome.
This is deliberate.
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The Lab exists to protect your sovereignty — to sharpen your discernment until the noise of “should's” and “musts” becomes irrelevant.
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Here, you may lose the habit of second-guessing.
You may stop asking strangers to validate your path.
You may keep more money in your pocket and more hours in your day.
You may find the mental space to breathe and build without apology.
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Transformation here is unpredictable by design, because it is yours alone.
Choose Your Founding Path
Founding Member
It starts here—beneath the surface
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£555 (Lifetime Access)
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Lifetime access to all current elixirs and every future expansion
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One private 1:1 session to map, untangle, or ignite
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A physical Founder's gift delivered to your door
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Monthly Spotlight Panel feature sessions
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Emergency support protocol: Grumble Goblin handles first contact, but if the sparks fly, hit the red button—human backup within 24 hours
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£5,000
Ah, so you’ve found your way to the top shelf, have you?
Only the audacious, the obsessive, the visionaries who can’t stop sketching blueprints in the middle of the night end up here. Welcome to the VIP Founder experience.
You’ll receive full lifetime access to the entire Systems Lab, including all elixirs—current and future. But unlike the standard founders, you also unlock the Secret Shelf Elixir: Simply You. It’s a self-guided deep dive into your unique values, voice, and soul-led direction. No hand-holding. Just raw clarity.
In addition, you’ll receive three private 1:1 sessions across your journey, a custom-recorded meditation designed to support your unique energetic rhythm, discreet WhatsApp access to the Lab creator for quick hits of strategy or sanity, a symbolic gift posted to your door and an additional gift if you choose.
You’ll also be invited to test new features before anyone else, with the option to join closed beta circles and shape future releases. Your name will be immortalised as one of the very first VIP Founders of the Lab.
You don’t just get access.You shape the thing.